Pages

Showing posts with label Height of Communication Gap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Height of Communication Gap. Show all posts

Thursday, 28 April 2011

Height of Communication Gap

Height of communication gap. . . . . . . 

Mr. Gupta comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his 
neck: '' I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to  have a baby!

The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for 
sure, we can't tell anybody.''


The next day, Mrs. Gupta receives a telephone call from Electric Company

because the electricity bill has not been paid. ''Am I speaking to Mr's Gupta?''

'' Yes. . . . . Speaking''

guy,'' you're a month overdue, you know!''

''How do you know?'' stammers the young woman.

'' well,  ma'am, it's in our files!'' says the guy.

''What are you saying: It's in your files . . . . HOW ???''

''Yes. . . . . . . . . . . . . We have a system of finding out who's overdue ''

'' GOD !!!!!!!!!. . . . . .  this is too much. . . . . . . ''


''Madam , I am sorry . . . . . . . I am following orders. . . .  I have to inform you
are overdue''

'' I know that . . . . . let me talk to my husband about this tonight.


. . . . . . .  he will speak to your company tomorrow ''


that night, she tells her husband about the visits, and he, mas as a bull, rushes to Electric company's office the next day morning.


'' What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?


What business is that of yours:'' the husband shouts.


'' just calm down , '' says the lady at the reception at Electric Company ,


''it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us. .''


'' PAY  you? and if I refuse?''

''well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.''


''And what would my wife do then?'' the husband asks.


''I don't know. I guess she's have to a 
Candle''