Newly Explored Definations

For ages, students have been compelled to study certain subjects. Definitions of these subjects presented subsequently and the outcome of assiduous research and conceptual facts are being presented for your 'enlightenment'.

Physics

To study why things fall downwards, not upwards.

Biology

To study ''WHO'' is animal and ''WHO'' is plant.

Chemistry

To learn to break maximum test tubes in minimum time.

Mathematics

To find out why 2+2=4 not 5.

Economics

The art of spending Rs.100 out of total Rs.100 and yet save Rs. 100.

Political science

It teaches you to say what you don't mean and never to say what mean.

History

To say how the Kings managed to fight without any reason like bad boys.

English

Shh! Prohibited area, where angles fear to tread. To learn ''Put'' is not '' Pat'' and ''But'' is not ''Bat''.

Islamiyat

Study to realize what we are.

Urdu

A complete training programme for writing a love letter.

Environmental Sciences

To study that pollution is due to wrappers not because of us.

Pakistan studies

An introduction to a jumble of events and dayes that never tally with one another.

Business Administration

To learn 1+1=11 not 2.