CNG (tank) Blast at Mirpur khas!!!!

Height of Communication Gap

Height of communication gap. . . . . . . 

Mr. Gupta comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his 
neck: '' I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to  have a baby!

The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for 
sure, we can't tell anybody.''


The next day, Mrs. Gupta receives a telephone call from Electric Company

because the electricity bill has not been paid. ''Am I speaking to Mr's Gupta?''

'' Yes. . . . . Speaking''

guy,'' you're a month overdue, you know!''

''How do you know?'' stammers the young woman.

'' well,  ma'am, it's in our files!'' says the guy.

''What are you saying: It's in your files . . . . HOW ???''

''Yes. . . . . . . . . . . . . We have a system of finding out who's overdue ''

'' GOD !!!!!!!!!. . . . . .  this is too much. . . . . . . ''


''Madam , I am sorry . . . . . . . I am following orders. . . .  I have to inform you
are overdue''

'' I know that . . . . . let me talk to my husband about this tonight.


. . . . . . .  he will speak to your company tomorrow ''


that night, she tells her husband about the visits, and he, mas as a bull, rushes to Electric company's office the next day morning.


'' What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?


What business is that of yours:'' the husband shouts.


'' just calm down , '' says the lady at the reception at Electric Company ,


''it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us. .''


'' PAY  you? and if I refuse?''

''well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.''


''And what would my wife do then?'' the husband asks.


''I don't know. I guess she's have to a 
Candle''

Be very Specific

OFFICE MEMO: 

May all members of staff please note that there will Only be one drink per person at this year's Annual Party.

And please bring your own cup!
Regards,

Company Management
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 The specifications were missing in the memo (size of cup)

Moral of the Story: Be very specific in your daily life. 

Lesson to all brainees!!!

It was a sports stadium. Eight children were standing on the track to participate in the running event

*Ready! * steady! * bang!!!
With the sound of toy pistol, all eight girls started running. Hardly have they covered ten to fifteen steps, one of the smaller girls slipped
And fell down, Due to bruises and pain she started crying. When other seven girls heard this sound, stopped running , stood for a while and turned back.they all ran back to the place where the girl fell down.

One among them bent, picked and kissed the girl gently and enquired 'Now pain must have reduced'. All seven girls lifted the fallen girl, pacified her, two of them held the girl firmly and then all seven joined hands together and walked together and reached the winning post...


Official were shocked. Clapping of thousands of spectators filled the stadium.
Many eyes were filled with tears and perhaps it had reached the GOD even!
YES This happened in Hyderabad {India}
The sport was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health.
All these special girls had come to participate in this event and they were mentally retarded challenged.
What did they teach this world 
Teamwork ?
humanity ?
Equality among all ????
Successful people help others who are slow in learning so that they are not Felt far behind. This is really a great message 
We can't do this ever because we have brains!!!!!   
 

URDU...DANIAL (NEW MUSLIM)

DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS?

DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS?
I'M SURE YOU DIDN'T TILL NOW

 Here are some men and women 
    who mocked ALLAH

Tancredo Neves ( President of Brazil):

During the Presidential campaign, he said if  he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even ALLAH  would remove him from presidency.

Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before bring made president, then he died.
 
Cazuza ( Bi-sexual Brazilian composer,singer and poet):

During A show in Canecio (Rio de Janeiro),

while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: ALLAH,that's for you.'

 He died at the age of 32 LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.


  The man who built the titanic

After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic wouldbe:
      
  With an ironic tone he said:

'Not even ALLAH  can sink it'

the result:i think you all know what happened to the Titanic

 Bon Scott (Singer)

  The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC.
On one of his  1978 songs he sang:

Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, way the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980,Bon Scott was found dead he had been choked by his own vomit.

In campaign, Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend...

The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her fiends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

My daughter, Go With ALLAH And May He Protect You.'


She responded; 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk. Cause Inside here.... It's Already Full'


Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident,everyone had died,

The car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the truk was a crate of eggs, none was broken

    Pass this message

Hope that you don't ignore and let Allah bless you.
And remember seek Him whilst He may be found!!!


?Do not walk proudly on the earth; your feet cannot tear apart the earth nor are you as tall as the mountains
       (Holy Qur?an,17:37).''
?He (Allah)does not love the proud ones
    (Holy Qur?an).''


?Is not hell the dwelling of the arrogant anes?
  (Holy Qur?an)

leave alone those who take their religion to be mere play and amusement, and are deceived by the life of this world. But proclaim (to them) this (truth): that every soul delivers itself to ruin by its own acts: it will find for itself no protector or intercessor expect Allah.If it offered every ransom, (or reparation), none will be accepted: such is (the end of) those who deliver themselves to ruin by their own acts:  they will have for drink (only) boiling water, and for punishment, one most grievous: for they persisted in rejecting Allah. { Holy Qur?an, 6:70}



   

Something True

The ultimate measure of a man is

not where he stands in moments

of comfort and convenience,

but where he stands at times of

challenge and controversy.

The man who follows the crowd

will usually get no further than

   the crowd.

The man who walks alone is

likely to find himself in places

no one has ever been.

  ( Alan Ashley)

One machine can do the

combined work of one extraordinary

         men.

There is no machine that can

do the work of one extraordinary

      man.

Creativity is allowing yourself

to make mistakes. Art is to

know which ones to keep.